The tragegy, that is school – An Economics Class

“Remember class.The questionnaire is supposed to be ambiguous,”my teacher said.I stared at the board feeling bored in my economics class.I yawned helplessly for the twentieth time.My teacher noticed that.She’d noticed all my yawns apparentely.She raised an eyebrow which meant,”How can you possibly be so bored?”.I stared down at my desk and my notes which were illegible.She did not bother telling me to sit straight and pay attention.She was used to my lack of enthusiasm.


“Let us revise what we learnt yesterday,”she said suddenly.
I did not know anything.Great!
She questioned the class something which according to me was not english.She said,”Name a demerit of mail survery.”
As if i knew what that even was!One hand went up.It belonged to a girl who i referred to as “smart girl”.She said,’There is less opportunity to provide assisstance in clarrifying instructions,so there is a possibility of misinterpretation of questions.”My teacher beamed at her.I rolled my eyes.I stared at my partner who i commonly referred to as “nodding girl”.Whether she understood what was going on in class or not,she wouldn’t stop nodding.But it is a clever way of gaining the teacher’s partiality.I stared at my watch only to be distressed.We had two classes of economics today.This was the first class going on.And only fifteen minutes out of forty minutes were over.Perfect!
‘Yes,Miss Andal.”
Why did she call my name?
“Haan?,”I replied.
“I was hoping for an answer to my question”
“Sure.”I stood up uneasily.What was the question?
“Let me repeat my question,Miss Andal.What is the method of collecting primary data?”
“Umm…right!Primary data…”
All the student eyes in class were fixed on me.The door was ajar.I was contemplating on whether to run out of the class or not.
My teacher then said,”Do we have to wait all day?”
“No.I’m sorry but i have no idea about what you asked.”
She sighed.”Miss Andal,I think i’d like to give you an advice.Pay attention in class.It might actually help you during exams.”
I was so embarrassed.I sat down slowly.I saw a few girls giggling.Curse them!
Then my teacher said,”I think I gave you homework yesterday.I’ll be checking it after the first bell.Please keep your notebooks open on your desks.”
Great!I forgot my homework.She can’t possibly expect us to do our homework everyday.I never really do my homework.Besides, we are in the eleventh grade.No one checks homework anymore.Noone but her.I don’t think i have any excuses left.I’d already tried “My register fell out of the window” and “My register fell in the drainage” and not to forget”My sister tore my register”.They worked pretty well.brinngg!!!!!!Great!The first bell rang.My teacher walked desk by desk slowly.The pen in her hand looked like a gun.She came towards me and held a finger up to prevent me from giving an excuse.
“What is it this time?A dog ate it up?”
“Actually,it is simple this time.I forgot.”
“A good one finally.Miss Andal,how much does this subject trouble you?”
“More than necessary”
She smiled.”Take your seat.No point in actually telling you anything.”
“I can’t agree more”
She rolled her eyes.Somehow the second period passed uneventfully.The bell rang and i was so happy that i could dance.My teacher got up from her seat and winked at me.She went out of the class.I jumped up and took out my library card.I loved library and Physical Education.They were the next two classes.This is life!I was the first one at the door.I opened the door and saw a scary figure coming towards me.My economics teacher!I ran and sat on my chair.She came with a happy face and said,”Girls, good news!Your library and Physical Education teachers are absent.And i’m free these two periods.So i’ll be taking your class.”
I groaned.Great!This has to be the wrost day of my life.I yawned helplessly for the twenty-first time.She noticed that too.


Andal Srivatsan


Premier League Obsession

With Liverpool’s defeat at the emirates , Manu’s draw to Aston villa and Tottenham’s defeat, Man city look like strong contenders for a champions league spot. They are level on points with Liverpool but have 2 games of at their disposal.Gerrard the captain has focused on booking a fourth place in the table and has called for all efforts necessary to beat Mancini’s side.

On the other end of the table the Pompeys are fighting a battle with Bolton and Burnley for a place in the premier league. With just 16 points made of 25 games it looks like the Pompeys are going out. But you never know, what can happen in the future.

Coming to the red devils,the boss Fergie feels the pressure flying all the way to Milan and back to face Everton and Aston Villa again. “These next weeks are crucial” he quotes training the side for Italian football. Will liverpool book a place in the champions league next season? We will just have to wait and watch.

There is some heat in the premier league.With  Rio Ferdinand facing a 3 match ban,a united fan throwing a coin  on Craig Bellamy,  behavior is going on a roll there. A small source recently revealed that former united striker and present City striker Tevez called Gary Neville a ‘suck up’.He claims that the defender allegedly made negative gestures
at him. He hence called him a ‘moron’ and a ‘suck up to the boss’.

Injuries seem to play a crucial role too. With Vidic not playing and with other recent injuries, Ferguson is having misery. He quotes

Injuries have never favored me and they never will. I hope there are no more crucial ones for the rest of the season.

League leaders Chelsea have their left back Ashley Cole injured for a span of three crucial months worrying both Ancelloti and England coach Capello.Elsewhere away from the premier league, Spanish Premiera league leaders Barcelona have an injury crisis  with Eric Abidal,Dani Alves,Yaya Toure and Gerrard Pique sitting on the bench watching with hope!

With the Barclay’s premier wobbling its way to the end, Chelsea are at the top with united down their throats missing them by just a point. Rooney is the top scorer of the season with 21 goals coming out of his pocket, five of which has come in his last three games.He is in splendid form continuing to score in almost all matches. Looks like united will take home the Carling cup.

It is an interesting fact to know that the premier league is one of the most watched championships in the world. Lets take that as a given, lets wait and watch what goes in these coming weeks.


Rohith V